contact;

[cmdreffingshepard]

This is Shepard. Leave a message.
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[notsharkbait]

I am not paid enough for this. Who the hell does this:

[cmdreffingshepard]

Is that office equipment or a crime scene?

[notsharkbait]

After a point it's both.

[cmdreffingshepard]

Unfortunately, I can't point my gun at the copier and tell it to talk, or else.

[notsharkbait]

I swear to some creator diety that I had to once ask someone to not menace their printer with a letter opener.

I do not get paid enough.

[ Wait for it.

Wait for it....

It is starting to dawn on whoever this is that Sheppard is not their
intended recipient. ]

[cmdreffingshepard]

You make the military seem safe by comparison.

[notsharkbait]

Okay. That confirms you're not my buddy in security!

Will say yes tentatively. When things get wild they get extra wild. Not just crimes against technology.

I get paid well for a reason.😁

[cmdreffingshepard]

I am definitely not your buddy in security.

Congrats on getting this number, though. I was assured it was unlisted from any databases.

[notsharkbait]

That is super weird.

Tbh, I only stay in contact with like three people. Angel insisted because she kind of adopted me? Idk.

[cmdreffingshepard]

Incredibly weird, yeah.

In my experience the family you find is the one most likely to stick with you.

[notsharkbait]

I don't think you're wrong? It's why I don't mind when she just shows up.

Also she's the most hilariously amazing person I know.

"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?" Actual quote.